There's Nothing Here

I got nothing to say.....well, except that I'm running for President of the UNITED STATES! ...YES! You heard me right! I am running on a platform of CHANGE!..... Spare Change, Change the Channel, Change Your Underwear. That's the kind of change I'm talkin about! YEAH! Oh by the way.....send money! Whatdya think I got rich as a working stiff?