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How about Harney Palin 2012....ok Palin Harney. We'll be holding a rally HERE in April!

I'm Still A Candidate! Donate $$$$$

This is my Vice Presidential pick! Screw Sarah Palin! The heck with the other guys! Looks don't matter! It's brains baby BRAINS!!

My Campaign Manager

Well, those two in the pic below are helping with a BIG SURGE (in the campaign!). I don't think we've seen A DROP YET (in the polls!). Naysayers and fence sitters are going to be FORCED OUT! Anyway, MEET MY CAMPAIGN MANAGER! His name is Wes Furamoto and I think he's going to make a big difference for us. Some people think he is ghey (because of the hairstyle I guess) and, well, yes, he is a hairdresser himself but that's a stereotype! Wes is straight and he's taking us straight to the top! Get on board the love train, come on join in! VOTE HARNEY FOR PRESIDENT!

Meet My Staff

This is my staff. Don't they look relaxed! They're movin' and shakin' on the campaign trail! I think that's abundantly clear! I got an email today that they were working on getting something out. I'm not sure what that meant butt I'm looking forward to the big surprise. They also mentioned something about an evacuation at campaign headquarters today. I have a gut feeling that it's some sort of 'smear' tactic. We haven't had alot of movement in the campaign yet so maybe this is the way to go! Hey I think I just stumbled onto a great campaign slogan! We are The Movement of The Moment! Yeah, I think I'll go with that. W'ere flush with slogans. VOTE HARNEY!

There's Nothing Here

I got nothing to say.....well, except that I'm running for President of the UNITED STATES! ...YES! You heard me right! I am running on a platform of CHANGE!..... Spare Change, Change the Channel, Change Your Underwear. That's the kind of change I'm talkin about! YEAH! Oh by the way.....send money! Whatdya think I got rich as a working stiff?